Dig Nose = Make Love???

Chu Kang ( PCK ) is explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyaa, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai~~Yah~~! Let's say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Eehhh? Don't pray pray ah..
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Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oyy! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn.....
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight(Correct) or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ahhh Boyyyy, use your blainn, use your blainnnnn. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izzit??? Stupid lah!!!
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Aloy: Wah.... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiiyahhh... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!!
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