Dig Nose = Make Love???

Chu Kang ( PCK ) is explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyaa, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai~~Yah~~! Let's say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Eehhh? Don't pray pray ah..
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Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oyy! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn.....
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight(Correct) or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ahhh Boyyyy, use your blainn, use your blainnnnn. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izzit??? Stupid lah!!!
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Aloy: Wah.... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiiyahhh... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!!
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Bahasa Melayu(Presentation)

YES!

Let's say bye bye to my Bahasa Melayu Presentation!!! Ha HA!!

It's finished! Yup! Just finished d... ( of coz i just came back from school.. ar? school? college lar! college! )

Actually... some of my friends felt strees and panic for this BM Presentation..
but for me? haha! i feel nothing at all! don't know why...

Hmm... i think maybe is Site Supervision... that was the most stressest presentation i ever had! Because we need to do our presentation in DKF! wah lao ler...there are damn many people there..got 3 groups of building students ( 64,65&66) and 2 groups of property management students there... ^(>(OO)<)^ stress ar! stress ar!!

And this time... Bahasa Melayu Presentation, hehe much easier than Site Supervision a lot! Because Bahasa Melayu Presentation only no need to face so many people there even my classmates... haha! This presentation only need to face the lecturer and my group members... which is only about 5 people..

haha! Is it easy? Not really stress at all...lolx
Don't know what will i get for my presentation... hmm..
but i had tried my best! lolzz hope can get good grade for my presentation!

<(^(OO)^)>

我的世界! 我的色彩!

长得越大，

迷失的方向也就越多。。。

不过，

我坚持，我的方向，

由我决定！

不过，

我不知道自己的世界是什么色彩。。。

常常在想若我有一双翅膀，

那该有多好，

想飞就飞。。。

而且是双白色的翅膀，

因为我喜欢白色。。。

白色就像天使翅膀的颜色。。。

有时候,

我想用自己的双手，

在黑白的世界 画出一片彩虹。。。

不只是要有 蓝色，

还要有红色、黄色、绿色、橙色。。。

画出多粢多彩的世界!!!!

试一试吧！

是家里的电话号码，

1. 请将电话号码的【前】4位数字输入计算器
(若你家电话号码不足8位时,就输入【前】3位)
2. 将它乘以 80
3. + 1
4.乘以 250
5. + 电话号码的【后】4位数字
6. + 再加一次电话号码【后】4位
7. 将总数 - 250
8. 最后将屏幕上的数字【÷】2


答案呢。。哈哈！你将会有惊人的发现！

My CPU Broke Down

Damn! My CPU broke down again! wah lao ler....
Don't know what had happened to my CPU...

When i was playing game(Warcraft 3 - Dota ), my monitor turned to black colour!
And i still wonder why was it turned off? Plug loose? hmm...

oh...rupa-rupanya my CPU suddenly restart itself... kaoz! How come like this? Okey! It's ok! I let it restart 1st lo... BUT! after the restart, it can't get in to window(my CPU's window is Window XP) What had happened? damn!

It can't get in to window... ok! nevermind! i still got another window(coz my CPU got 2 windows but 2 of them also Window XP, haha! - accidentally installed, of coz it was my brother lo.. he did it)

On the next day, when i had finished my class and get back to my hostel(Azuria Condominium) as usual i sit in front of my computer and started to online! haha! Coz i always do this!
While i was chatting with my friends by using msn and listening to music, it suddenly JAMMED!

Computer jams? haha! Easy lar! Nothing special at all! So i decided to restart my computer again.... and again... after the restart, it can't get in to window again! wah lao ler! What had happened? My CPU got 2 Windows and both of them can't use?!!
^(>(OO)<)^


And again, i need to send my CPU back and let my brother reformat...

haiz...

不好意思。。

哎呀...不好意思哦。。

这次是我的野蛮...

就是硬把你叫出来...哈哈！

虽然你一直都说不要出来了，因为今年年尾就是WORLD OF THE WAR！而你就是一名士兵，一名要做好一却的士兵，一名要为年尾的WORLD OF THE WAR上战场的士兵！而那场战争就是每一年...每一年...每一年的战争！是每一个Form 6的学生都必须面对的战争！不错！那就是STPM！所以要多珍取时间来读书及复习等。。

然而你的男友ler？还硬把你叫出来？怎会有如此的男友啊？虽然你在电话里都不是很想出来。。到最后呢...你始终还是答应了。

原本是约好吃早餐而已... 早餐后，你买了一条裤！想说来我家试穿（因为那里没得试穿，如不和身可以换）再坐一会儿才走人。。谁知一坐就要坐到第二天？是过夜啦！

原本只是半天的时间...结果变成一整天的时间...然而你又得浪费那一整天的时间来陪我...陪我这个‘喵’ ？而倒至你又没得好好的念书了。。

对不起！

er？我怎么好像说得我不好的？ 哈哈！
其实我人很好的lo! XD

Sorry... Little "Z"

Little Z...
i didn't mean to hurt you! I didn't want you get hurt!

But...

It still happened... it happened! It happened between us...
Sorry little Z... It was all my fault! IT WAS MY FAULT!!!!
If not because of me... u won't get hurt like that...

Little Z is not human lar.... It is my motor(Yamaha 125-Z) wauhaha!

Actually... it is ACCIDENT lar! I had an accident this morning... ^(>(OO)<)^ luckily i didn't get hurt at all... but my little Z.. haiz...

This morning, i was driving 'her' to go back to College... and it happened on the way to "Jetty"
i didn't know how do i drived...

There was a BUS in front of me... and I was planning to speed up to go over it
So, i checked behind of me whether got other cars or not...
and when i turned my eyes back... the BUS suddenly stopped! Wah lao ler!

Guess what! Only 2 sounds at that moment!

"EUK"~~~ and then "PANG'~~ !!!

Just "KISSED" on that bus's BUTT straight away!! argh!! Because i was too near the bus...

Sorry! Little Z... It was my careless... I managed to stop but still "kissed" on that BUTT...
haiz..

need to spend some $$ to repair my little Z...
ahhh!!! i'm getting poor now!


hA'o Ha'O