Dig Nose = Make Love???

Chu Kang ( PCK ) is explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyaa, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
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Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
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Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai~~Yah~~! Let's say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like it or not? Eehhh? Don't pray pray ah..
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Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oyy! If your nose is bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn.....
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Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight(Correct) or not?
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Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ahhh Boyyyy, use your blainn, use your blainnnnn. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izzit??? Stupid lah!!!
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Aloy: Wah.... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiiyahhh... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!!
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Bahasa Melayu(Presentation)

YES!

Let's say bye bye to my Bahasa Melayu Presentation!!! Ha HA!!

It's finished! Yup! Just finished d... ( of coz i just came back from school.. ar? school? college lar! college! )

Actually... some of my friends felt strees and panic for this BM Presentation..
but for me? haha! i feel nothing at all! don't know why...

Hmm... i think maybe is Site Supervision... that was the most stressest presentation i ever had! Because we need to do our presentation in DKF! wah lao ler...there are damn many people there..got 3 groups of building students ( 64,65&66) and 2 groups of property management students there... ^(>(OO)<)^ stress ar! stress ar!!

And this time... Bahasa Melayu Presentation, hehe much easier than Site Supervision a lot! Because Bahasa Melayu Presentation only no need to face so many people there even my classmates... haha! This presentation only need to face the lecturer and my group members... which is only about 5 people..

haha! Is it easy? Not really stress at all...lolx
Don't know what will i get for my presentation... hmm..
but i had tried my best! lolzz hope can get good grade for my presentation!

<(^(OO)^)>

我的世界! 我的色彩!

长得越大，

迷失的方向也就越多。。。

不过，

我坚持，我的方向，

由我决定！

不过，

我不知道自己的世界是什么色彩。。。

常常在想若我有一双翅膀，

那该有多好，

想飞就飞。。。

而且是双白色的翅膀，

因为我喜欢白色。。。

白色就像天使翅膀的颜色。。。

有时候,

我想用自己的双手，

在黑白的世界 画出一片彩虹。。。

不只是要有 蓝色，

还要有红色、黄色、绿色、橙色。。。

画出多粢多彩的世界!!!!

试一试吧！

是家里的电话号码，

1. 请将电话号码的【前】4位数字输入计算器
(若你家电话号码不足8位时,就输入【前】3位)
2. 将它乘以 80
3. + 1
4.乘以 250
5. + 电话号码的【后】4位数字
6. + 再加一次电话号码【后】4位
7. 将总数 - 250
8. 最后将屏幕上的数字【÷】2


答案呢。。哈哈！你将会有惊人的发现！

My CPU Broke Down

Damn! My CPU broke down again! wah lao ler....
Don't know what had happened to my CPU...

When i was playing game(Warcraft 3 - Dota ), my monitor turned to black colour!
And i still wonder why was it turned off? Plug loose? hmm...

oh...rupa-rupanya my CPU suddenly restart itself... kaoz! How come like this? Okey! It's ok! I let it restart 1st lo... BUT! after the restart, it can't get in to window(my CPU's window is Window XP) What had happened? damn!

It can't get in to window... ok! nevermind! i still got another window(coz my CPU got 2 windows but 2 of them also Window XP, haha! - accidentally installed, of coz it was my brother lo.. he did it)

On the next day, when i had finished my class and get back to my hostel(Azuria Condominium) as usual i sit in front of my computer and started to online! haha! Coz i always do this!
While i was chatting with my friends by using msn and listening to music, it suddenly JAMMED!

Computer jams? haha! Easy lar! Nothing special at all! So i decided to restart my computer again.... and again... after the restart, it can't get in to window again! wah lao ler! What had happened? My CPU got 2 Windows and both of them can't use?!!
^(>(OO)<)^


And again, i need to send my CPU back and let my brother reformat...

haiz...

不好意思。。

哎呀...不好意思哦。。

这次是我的野蛮...

就是硬把你叫出来...哈哈！

虽然你一直都说不要出来了，因为今年年尾就是WORLD OF THE WAR！而你就是一名士兵，一名要做好一却的士兵，一名要为年尾的WORLD OF THE WAR上战场的士兵！而那场战争就是每一年...每一年...每一年的战争！是每一个Form 6的学生都必须面对的战争！不错！那就是STPM！所以要多珍取时间来读书及复习等。。

然而你的男友ler？还硬把你叫出来？怎会有如此的男友啊？虽然你在电话里都不是很想出来。。到最后呢...你始终还是答应了。

原本是约好吃早餐而已... 早餐后，你买了一条裤！想说来我家试穿（因为那里没得试穿，如不和身可以换）再坐一会儿才走人。。谁知一坐就要坐到第二天？是过夜啦！

原本只是半天的时间...结果变成一整天的时间...然而你又得浪费那一整天的时间来陪我...陪我这个‘喵’ ？而倒至你又没得好好的念书了。。

对不起！

er？我怎么好像说得我不好的？ 哈哈！
其实我人很好的lo! XD

Sorry... Little "Z"

Little Z...
i didn't mean to hurt you! I didn't want you get hurt!

But...

It still happened... it happened! It happened between us...
Sorry little Z... It was all my fault! IT WAS MY FAULT!!!!
If not because of me... u won't get hurt like that...

Little Z is not human lar.... It is my motor(Yamaha 125-Z) wauhaha!

Actually... it is ACCIDENT lar! I had an accident this morning... ^(>(OO)<)^ luckily i didn't get hurt at all... but my little Z.. haiz...

This morning, i was driving 'her' to go back to College... and it happened on the way to "Jetty"
i didn't know how do i drived...

There was a BUS in front of me... and I was planning to speed up to go over it
So, i checked behind of me whether got other cars or not...
and when i turned my eyes back... the BUS suddenly stopped! Wah lao ler!

Guess what! Only 2 sounds at that moment!

"EUK"~~~ and then "PANG'~~ !!!

Just "KISSED" on that bus's BUTT straight away!! argh!! Because i was too near the bus...

Sorry! Little Z... It was my careless... I managed to stop but still "kissed" on that BUTT...
haiz..

need to spend some $$ to repair my little Z...
ahhh!!! i'm getting poor now!


hA'o Ha'O

MSN Messenger

MSN Messenger!

A place that can let me spend up my free time

A place that can let me know more about my friends...

A place that can let me meet more friends...no matter from what town or city...

A place that can let me have my chatting with my friends...

(all the reasons above there are too general rite? hahaa!)


But this time...
haha! Nothing special at all d!

Just... my msn friend list hor...
first time got so many people online! haha!

Because hor...normally hor...my friend list only got about 10++ or 20++ or even the most is about 30++ nia...

But! last night was totally not same! There are 41 people online!

When i had had my diner with my friend(house mate too), i back to my computer! Guess what! i was surprised and shocked! haha!

Anyway... it's meaning less for this blog...

a nonsense blog again... XD


hA'o Ha'O

13th OF MARCH

Guess what! It's 13th Of March! 13th Of March!

13th Of March, let me started my day... my life... even my world...

13th Of March, it also helps me to open my mouth to SHOUT OUT! to SCREAM OUT!

13th Of March, It was the day i started my new life again...

13th Of March, It was the day i be together again with my girlfriend!

haha! yes! It's AGAIN! Because we break up last time...When we were in Form 2, i know her from my friend's girlfriend.. In the end of Form 2(about July), i know nothing about 'LOVE'.. and i also didn't know why i still can started with her..

In the past(in Form 2), i never care about her... i always did what i like to do(everyday play games, hang out with my friend and so on coz i used to do that).. even we( with my friends, of coz her friends also) go out together, she and i just talked a few...erm.. few sentences? And soon... we break up in Form 3..Wah lao ler! Can't really believe i really a damn loser!

After the break, i can feel lonely even i hang out with my friends...and i started miss her.. miss about her sound, about her face, about her hands... just all about HER! I wonder why my mind all about her... maybe this call "LOVE" lolz! i don't know!

And for now? haha! We be together again! yes! 13th Of March! The 3th Year for today! We be together again in Form 4 on 13th Of March! yea! And i won't do what i did last time again! won't do the same things anymore!

Hope she and i can always be together until the end of the world! lolz! siao meh!
Until marry? hmm... i will waitting for that day...


hA'o Ha'O

Result!

Wah lao ler! The Result! i don't wanna know my result yet!!
Because during my final exam, all the things i read only got about 20% in exam paper... damn! How come i so damn unlucky?

I had tried all my best to answer the questions during exam...but! but... haiz..
i didn't know how to do at all...

So i simply wrote ar wrote ar wrote ar...wrote untill can't wrote(i don't think all the answers i wrote is correct) but what else i can do? Past up with blank, white, clean paper? ^(>(OO)<)^

The result, will be announce on 8th of March 2007. Yup! It is Thursday! Just tomorrow nia! wah lao! i'm going to die liao lar... argh!!

GOD BLESS ME ar...


hA'o Ha'O

I Shouldn't Come Back!

Today, after my DK lecture class... i went back to my hostel(Azuria Condominium) straight away about 1pm+ abit..

When i get back to my hostel, i fast fast gone to clean up all my stuffs and prepare to go back but i still need to wait my friend(Kok Yong). lolz! He was doing his Bahasa Melayu's rencana(a course work) by searching through the internet.. What did i do? Played game lar! I played o2jam that time...haha!

After he had done... we went back to Butterworth around 3pm and i arrived at my home about 4pm+, i think. When i get back home...normally i will fast fast go to open my PC and preapare to play game! haha! hopeless lar hor? But when i opened up my PC... i realized that i also can play in my hostel! Wah lao! At home and hostel also play the same thing..What for i come back? lolz

In the end, i called my girlfriend and she told me that she already finished exam so i decided to go to her house! When i get back home, my friend again(Wei Yong) called me and asked me whether wanna go for dinner or not... But i gone out with him after my dinner..haha! I go there for what ar? aiya.. to have a drink and watch them eat lo...

1st time felt boring to my computer games.. haiz.. and i finally found out why i wanna come back liao! haha! Come back to take my mouse(not actual mouse lar! it's computer mouse) and cable! lolzz...yea yeea... i found my reason... haha!

So stupid...


hA'o Ha'O

GOD BLESS ME

Time... ti~tok~ ti~tok~
from second to minute, from hour to day, from week to month...

Soon... my 3 weeks' holiday almost done! Guess what! I only got 1 day left for my holiday...wauhaha!! That is tomorrow (Sunday)..the last for me to enjoy? nah! I need to prepare my stuffs before i go back to my hostel after my dinner.

After tomorrow will be my 1st day of college re-open day...haiz~ i still want holiday!! ^(>(OO)<)^
It's quite lazy to study again after the sem-break, really makes me bored + lazy!!

Hmmm....college re-open day? haha! It's quite good lar! I can meet all my funny classmates again and we can continue making a lot of stupid things...nonsense things...noise and bla bla bla...haha!! All of us do not meet each other after the sem-break, i think..because many of us come from different town like Alor Setar, Johor, Sungai Petani and so on... But whatever lar! We are going to meet each other again! haha!

But...for the most sadness thing is...'THE RESULT'. My friends told me that the result will be announce on 8th of March 2007...
I don't know what will i get in my result although i had tried my best.. Might i fail? Fail 1?, 2?, 3? or...haiz.. I don't even dare to imagine.. hope i can get all pass so that i no need to resit..(who wants to resit?!!)

GOD BLESS ME...

5 Reasons Why I Blog

I just tagged by my friend - Chee Hsien and he told me that i got work to do...hmm...i wonder what shall i do.. lolz! Anyway, it's quite hard for me to write on. It is not because i don't have my reason, it is i have no friend to tag here! >o<

here i go,

1st Reason: I had read quite many blogs before and i have some friends also keep post blog...So? What have i done? FOLLOW lo..haha

2nd Reason: After i started to blog...hmm.. it's quite interesting.. and i quite love to blog now... lolx (only when i free)

3rd Reason: There are too many memories to remember...how can i remember all? So write in blog is the best way to keep all sweet memories...

4th Reason: Too...Damn...FREE!!! Can help me spend up some time

5th Reason: For the last one... hehe! i have no idea at all.. maybe for FUN, i think.. lolx

Okey... after those reasons above.. For tag pula... Tag what sia? haha! I have no one to tag here ler... ah! Only got one! haha...


1. Chee Hsien

信赖？坦白？诚恳？信任？敏感？(A & B Part 1)

这些事情是发生在A与B之间。。


A每次都会说B对A不坦白，每次都将很多事情都收着不让A知道，甚至让A最后一个知道。。在这件事里，B不是不告诉A而是B是一个听过就了事的人，所以很容易就忘记了除非又提起那件事。。

每当B想起再告诉A或者A通过朋友得知...就会怪B让A最后一个知道...对A不坦白等。。不过B也没对A不坦白啊！该讲的都告诉A了！然而...每当B很坦白的告诉A的时候，A就会生B的气。。至于信赖呢？A曾经对B说 - B在A的心里有时会信不过或者不值得信赖...为什么会这样呢？是B对A不够坦白吗？还是不够诚恳？可能A是一个很容易就相信朋友的话吧！

敏感呢...A一向都对B的异性朋友很敏感，就算是从前从前的事A还是一样。试问有谁没有过去？有谁没有前科？（在感情方面）为什么A还是会...haiz~ ~ 至于现在，A还是对B的异性朋友很敏感。只要B告诉A有新认识的异性朋友，A就会...(不知道要如何说好）难道B只能认识同性朋友吗？

相信很有些人都有过这样的经验吧！哈哈！